One line dating quotes

03-Aug-2017 12:42

With a slash of his sword, the tiny fly drops to the ground, chopped in half. He too opened a matchbox to release a mosquito into the air.

With two quick chops, the mosquito dropped dead in four pieces. He opened his matchbox to set a small fruit fly flying in the air.

The loser would have to give up all of their weapons and surrender to the victor, who would then rule the entire world.

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They decided that five years would be sufficient time in which to breed the perfect dog, after which the dog fight would ensue.

The Jewish Samurai replied, "If you look closely, you will notice that the fruit fly was just circumcised." Any joke can be a lot of fun, but hilarious jokes like short jokes and one liners are particularly great jokes because, well, they're so short and to the point.

Just like alcohol can pack a lot of punch (or is it the other way around?

After the five years had passed, the dog was one exceptionally mean monster.

The day of the fight came, and the Americans trotted out their dog. The Russians laughed as they set their dog on the American dog.

They came up with a huge, crazy dog that was part Rottweiler and part dire wolf.

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